Orioles 7, Mets 3
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Fran Healy Talks!
During the pregame portion of this lovely contest, Art Howe was interviewed and revealed that his major area of concern was the defense. He offered a completely valid excuse for his hapless squad, saying that many teams have problems in Spring Training because the quality of the fields is not up to par. Laughing at that pretext served as my introduction to this latest mockery of the game and quickly turned to sobbing when the defense performed its best impression of last year’s.
Before I get started jotting down some thoughts, I’ll offer an excuse of my own for the team’s poor play: It must have been nearly impossible to maintain what precious little focus they had while playing behind Steve Trachsel. Watching him pitch with runners on base is a more agonizingly protracted task than setting a pot of water on the sidewalk and watching it until global warming brings it to a boil.
"Joe McEwing is now the backup centerfielder for the Mets. That really just increases his value for the team."
"The first park where fans paid to get in and watch was in Flushing. The name of the team was the NY Knickerbockers. I could be wrong. But that would be a good story."
"Andruw Jones is so relaxed because he comes from that island." -- followed by inexplicable giggling
"...and the players will tell you, no one wore a uniform better than Lee Mazilli." -- delivered matter-of-factly into the silence after a video of an earlier interview with Mazilli was shown.
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